Why am I here?

OK, this is new to me. Reading blogs is a blast, writing one and opening your innermost thoughts to all is something else. And as an Aspergian and a New Englander adjusting to life on the Florida Gulf Coast, I am riding on one hell of a roller coaster. So, if I ramble, stray off course, etc, rejoice in my eccentricity. I am a rabid Monty Python fan, love antique and classic cars, do not suffer fools gladly, and hate Fox Channel. I repeat, I hate Fox Channel. There, you now pretty much know the basics of me, in future postings, you will learn the rest. I love being a New Englander, I cherish the history of our region, and the people within. But dang, Pensacola is a blast! I love the Gulf Coast, it's history, and yes, the people within. The warmth of it's people and the good old Southern hospitality is unmatched anywhere in the world.

But, anywhere you go in our beautiful country, cultural differences flourish. Some can be frustrating at first, but most are totally enjoyable. My goal is to bring these differences to light. I will never be insulting, that's not a part of me. But I do have a warped sense of humor. So before you get offended at anything I may write, realize that it is all tongue in cheek. As I said, my sense of humor is sharp, but I will never hurt anyone intentionally. I merely want to show the world my southern home, in all it's beauty, culture, people, and yes, it's humor. Pensacola, Florida is a beautiful place. It was first discovered in 1559 (take that St. Augustine) and has a a pretty incredible history. We are the home of the Blue Angels, the US Navy aerobatic squadron, and in fact are the cradle of Naval aviation. Our waters are emerald green, our sands are snow white and are so fine that they squeak when you walk on them. The seafood is beyond belief, the people are the kindest that you would ever meet, and the culture is an eclectic mix of Hispanic, Asian, Cajun, French, Caribbean, yes we got it all.

But we also have our humor. And honing my skills on Monty Python, Firesign Theatre, Eddie Izzard and many others over the past, I seek out anything that is remotely funny with a vengeance. And I have found a lot here that is really really funny. So I hope that in future writings, I will be able to bring to light all that is wonderful, beautiful, and yes, funny about the Florida Panhandle (ours is bigger than Texas, nyah nyah) and it's citizens. So stay tuned folks, and pull your pant legs up. The crap is about to rise.